December 21, 2021

gender-haver:

If you’re trans, tell me why in the tags. Wrong/non serious answers only.

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February 9, 2020

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February 9, 2020

disgruntledlungfish:

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February 9, 2020

haaskarotta:

historical text: contains the word “urinomancy”

rational brain: This is the medieval word for the medical evaluation of urine, which was an important source of information before the era of modern medical tests.

me, beating my fists on the table: PISS WIZARD PISS WIZARD PISS WIZARD PISS WIZARD PISS WIZARD PISS WIZARD PISS WIZARD

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February 1, 2020

stebens:

Goodnight.

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January 25, 2020

mariaromanovs:

happy holidays this is my new absolute favorite tik tok

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January 25, 2020

guffino:

levinea-yuuki:

magicbrian:

beautifuloutlier:

I want to note that the way the sex binary looks like it’s present throughout the animal world is that white scientists have a terrible habit of labeling everything “male” or “female” even when it makes no sense.

Like, by any reasonable metric, bees have three sexes: drone, queen, and worker. Workers are only labelled female because someone couldn’t abide the idea of something not being either one or the other.

And before someone calls “genetics” there are many species where both sexes have the exact same genetics, and even many where individuals can change reproductive capacity at will, and scientists suddenly have no problem calling the ones who grow eggs “female” even though they were “male” two weeks ago.

Some species of mammals reproduce asexually. They have only one sex. It is still called “female” because it makes babies even though one might reasonably ask why even make the distinction when every single individual makes babies just the same.

are you saying worker bees are….. nonbeenary

Yes.

enbee

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January 25, 2020
notcorrectwitcher:
“ rubykgrant:
“ squided:
“ newtonpermetersquare:
“Magnets: I want to commit diamagnetic
”
how did I never once think to use tape fuck
”
one time as a kid I forcefully shoved two magnets together, and these were the strong magnets...

notcorrectwitcher:

rubykgrant:

squided:

newtonpermetersquare:

Magnets: I want to commit diamagnetic

how did I never once think to use tape fuck

one time as a kid I forcefully shoved two magnets together, and these were the strong magnets my dad used in his shop to pick-up missing little metal bits, and I held them really tightly in the palm of my hand, went up to this one kid who legit said things like “I think black cats are bad, they should be drowned” and drew crosses on the notebooks of kids if she found out they didn’t go to church, I told her “Hey. I’m a witch. If you don’t stop trying to hurt animals and picking on kids, I’ll use my magic to throw you into the sky”, and when she dared to doubt my powers I told her that I had two “rocks” in my hand that I could send across the playground, then I opened my hand the the magnets shot off in two different directions (we were over in a spot that was empty, so no other kids were around, nobody got hurt), one of them stuck to a drainpipe and the other stuck to a fence. This kid SCREAMED, and ran to the office, and I guess had her mom pick her up from school, and then she wasn’t there for a couple of days, finally her mom called my house and claimed I had “traumatized her daughter by performing a terrifying magic trick”, and when my parents asked what I did I just said “I showed her a magnet and she flipped out. She’s not gonna be happy when she finds out about gravity, either”. eventually this kid came back to school and always made a point to come up to me and say “Hey, my mom told me not to talk to you!”, and would just be like “Good job, you already screwed that up”

Holy shit

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January 25, 2020

parakeet:

‘i wanna be a yo-yo man’ he cried ‘make me a yo-yo man’ but the yo-yo master did not answer he just kept on yo-ing

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January 25, 2020

wufflesvetinari:

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im losing my mind over this tweet

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